Financial Ombudsman Service,
South Quay Plaza,
183 Marsh Wall,
Docklands,
London,
E14 9SR

Dear Sirs

RE Mr Jarkman's Complaint about Anonymous IFA Ltd.


Thank you for your letter of the 7th December 2002. As requested I attach a copy of our file.

This is all the information we have relating to this case.

We accept that your office does not require evidence as client's hearsay is profoundly more accurate and recollection of technical issues by an admitted non-technician of events more than 10 years ago, without supporting documentation is irrefragable, prima facie evidence. Our own supporting documented evidence must therefore be a complete fabrication.

We accept that we must now assume "the position", await your shafting and only ask how big a smile would you like us to fake, whilst you defile us, publicly.

I wait for your reaming with trepidation.

Yours sincerely,


Captain Spivvy
Wide Receiver
Anonymous IFA Ltd.


PS FYI
Jarkman - a habitual writer of begging letters
Irrefragable - irrefutable, undeniable.