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  • Click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) refresh IFAs button, or try again much later.
  • If you are a regulator and typed the sector name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IFA).
  • To check your regulatory settings, click the Exterminate menu, and then click Culling Methods Options. On the Weapons of Mass Execution tab, click Retrospective Regulation. The settings should match those provided by your Treasury employer to the letter.
  • If your Government has enabled it, the website at HMTreasury.gov can examine your rulebook and automatically discover the most effective method of Mass Financial Destruction.
    If you would like to use the 'Which' method to exterminate IFAs, click Detect Settings Detect Compensation
  • Some IFAs are living in a dream world. Click the Deluded menu and then click About IFA Networks to determine what amount of bullshit is to be expected.
  • You are likely to be made destitute at any time, try to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on Legal Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the 'Protect Your Assets' section and check settings for your barrister.
  • There may be a solution to your problem at www.ifadu.co.uk
  • Click the Bomb button if in self destruct mode.


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